Carrie Prejean is Off The Market
Carrie Prejean just recently got engaged to St.Louis Rams quarterback Kyle Boller. This is kind of good news for me cause I live in St.Louis and the next time I am at a downtown club I might run in to Carrie and sweep her off her feet and take her back to my $2 mil loft. She is as good as mine, we just have to dig up some dirt on Boller. Feel free to e-mail me if you got any dirt on that asshole.
The Rams had a pretty shitty season this year by only winning one maybetwo games. Seeing as Carrie is a tabloid target and is engaged to someone who is on America’s worst team and Kim Kardashian is dating Reggie Bush the running back from this season’s best team, it seems that Kim has won the tabloid battle with Prejean. Does that mean I wanna fuck Kim more than Carrie? Fuck no! Just had to be said.
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