Archive for January, 2010
Lindsay Lohan is Still Cutting Herself
Jan 19th
Lindsay Lohan has the world at her feet. She is followed everywhere by the paparazzi and if she cleaned up her act a little bit she could be in movies that don’t go straight to television. But she is a bitchy emo kid and decides that cutting herself is cooler than actually doing an honest days work.
Recent photos reveal scars that are fresh on Lindsay’s arms that look to be self inflicted. It isn’t even like she is trying to hide it. You can see those nasty emo scars on the pic above, just above the shitty tattoo. All I can hope is that she eventually cuts deep enough and you won’t be hearing of Lindsay Lohan again. Oh how I look forward to the day.
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Conan O’Brien is Rich
Jan 19th
Conan O’Brien may have lost The Tonight Show but he gained $32.5 million so I do not feel so sorry for him. I don’t see why he would want to stick around with NBC anyway. He has more money than God and can buy a small island in the sun and never think about working again. At least that is what I would do.
Anyway, he will not be hosting a show on NBC again until September and his game will be off by then and I doubt he will be as funny as he is now. Also, NBC made sure to put the clause in the contract to state that if he leaves and goes to FOX or any other network for a show, he will fork over a hefty portion of that $32.5 mil so I am thinking he will bide his time and wait until September.
Tiger Woods To Return To Golf In The Spring
Jan 18th
Sex maniac Tiger Woods is chilling in sex rehab right now but he isn’t going to be taking it easy forever. Indeed, next spring he is returning to golf. He still has that whole public image thing to worry about and has to man up sometime and tell the world that he is a cheating cheater and that he likes to have sex with multiple women and according to one report, sometimes men.
I personally never liked golf and thought Tiger was a mega douche long before it was being reported that he liked sex with people other than his life partner. I actually think it is kind of cool that he is getting laid by so many hotties but the fact that he is being a little bitch and hiding from the public makes me want to slap him.
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Megan Fox Might Be Off The Market…Yet Again
Jan 18th
Not too long ago Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox’s boyfriend, took to his Twitter account to answer questions from his followers. I think it is cool when celebrities do this but the fact that he is cockblocking me from ever having sex with Megan Fox, I dislike it. He was asked if he was married with kids and he said he was engaged and had two kids.
This basically means, even though there has been no public announcement, that Megan Fox is engaged again. It is reports like this that make me want to work for a pool cleaning company so I can be Megan Fox’s pool boy. You know rich chicks like having affairs with their pool boy. It is like a law or something. When you make over a million in a year and you make claims on your taxes, sleeping with the pool boy is a write off.
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