Michael Lohan’s life is totally fubar right now. He spends 99% of his time making phone calls to his ex-wife and recording them so he can sell them to Radar Online later. He made one such phone call the other day but it wasn’t to his ex wife. It was to Erin Muller which is his ex girlfriend and she happens to have a restraining order against him.

By him calling her, he was in clear violation of the restraining order and Erin called the cops and he got arrested. I know he has a little bromance with Jon Gosselin and now that he is heading to the clink maybe he can make some bromances in there. Only they won’t be his “bro” they will be his “friend”. And by friend I mean someone who violates your anus on an hourly basis and trades your body away for cigarettes.

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