There is a new movie coming out called Machete directed by Robert Rodriguez. It doesn’t seem like all that good of a movie except for the fact that Lindsay is going to be skinny dipping in a waterfall. That sounds good. As much of an attention whore that she is, she still hasn’t shown off that killer little ass of hers.

If this movie doesn’t show LiLo booty I will never write about her again. OK there is no truth to that at all but I will seriously be pissed off. One thing that I am banking on is that she is going to show off her saggy cocaine tits in this movie. I have seen them like a million times so I could care less if I see them again but that ass? I am getting all worked up. I will have to pace myself until it hits theatres.

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