Jessica Simpson Has Gas
Jessica Simpson is seriously one of the grossest humans being on the face of this earth. If she kept her mouth, and ass, shut then I could totally fuck her but she will probably never have sex with me so I will continue to bash her. During a business meeting for her new denim line she let out a vicious fart which prompted her mother who was also present to scream out “Jessica!”
She talks about farting all the time and even went on the view to discuss her dogs dingleberries with the whole world watching. What she fails to realize is that men like to pretend women do not poop or fart. If a woman wants to fart, she needs to dig a whole approximately 10 feet deep, bury herself in the whole and even then try her best to make the fart as least smelly as possible. Also, women shouldn’t poop. When a girl is born and the doctor cries out “it’s a girl!” then the doctor should immediately stitch the asshole shut.
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