American Idol is Secretive
When people wait in long lines and spend God only knows how many hours in the waiting rooms, getting ready to audition for the judges on American Idol they deserve a little respect. One contestant named Michael Lynche waited in the long lines and after he auditioned for the judges he went through to Hollywood and made the top 24.
Since he was so ecstatic he told his father who then told the local news station. American Idolkicked Lynche off the shoe because he said he breached the top secret classified status of getting in the top 24. Ooooo. How dare he violated American Idol rules. This is just another example of how everyone over at American Idolare a bunch of faggots who couldn’t choose a real singer if their life depended on it. I will call in and vote for the worst like I do every year but other than oggling the 18 year old hotties, I will not be all that interested.
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