Tiger woods has been in rehab for God knows how long now and in all the intensive therapy he has gone through, none of the doctors have suggested he should make a public apology and admit his wrong doings. Sounds like a shitty hospital. Anyway, Tiger’s wife has flewn down to Mississippi in a private jet to visit Tiger in an attempt to save their marriage.

I know that in Tiger’s heart he just wants to go jet setting around the globe and bang every hot white chick he can get his hands on but he is more concerned with the millions of dollars he gets every year from his sponsors and how to maintain that cash flow, and doing that means he will have to get back his squeaky clean image. I would have said fuck rehab and quit golf permanently by now but Tiger is special. Maybe that is why his wife came to visit him. To pat him on his fanny and reassure him that he is a good little boy.

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