Kat Von D is one of my favorite chicks in Hollywood. Not only does she have a shitload of killer tattoos but she is mega hot too. That is why I am gladly reporting that she is back on the market. She was dating Nikki Sixx, the bass player for Motley Crue, for the past year or so and I have idolized Sixx since I was seven years old so it sucks that he lost such an awesome chick but it is good news for me cause now I can date her.

I will probably schedule an appointment to get a tattoo with her and ask for a real big one, like a back piece, and while she is doing it I will slowly seduce her and get her to go out with me. She doesn’t drink alcohol so it will be a little tough to slip her a roofie but I will do my best. Pics of her naked in my bed covered in rose pedals while she is still passed out coming soon!