After posing for Playboy, and them photoshopping the shit out of her nipples, Tara Reid is regarded as a “hot chick” now. Just when she is becoming desirable, just when she is starting to pump my blood again she goes off and fucks up her life by getting engaged. I hope the fiance knows what she looks like naked because if he is just going off what was in Playboy then he is in for a surprise.

I don’t see why she doesn’t just hang at the Playboy mansion and get laid a few times before settling down. Oh yea, that’s right, she tried that and her scarred body made even Hugh Hefner’s viagra laced penis shrink. Anyway, if you were thinking about hooking up with her, sorry, she is taken. It is probably for the better. Maybe she will sober up now. Ho ho ho! I make myself laugh sometimes.

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