I never thought that I would want to bang Heidi Montag more than I already do but after looking at these plastic surgery before and after photos it makes me realize that I REALLY wanna bang Heidi Montag. The chick on the right looks nothing like Heidi and is hotter but believe it or not that isHeidi Montag.

The only true difference I see is the bigger boobs (good) and a slightly different facial expression. I think all the other shit they are accusing her of going under the knife for is bullshit because I literally see 0 difference. I wonder if she was wearing the exact same bathing suit for that photo? If not, where is the old one? Can I have it. I already have a closet full of women’s panties from the countless amount of chicks I bang on a regular basis but I think I can find room for Heidi Montag’s bikini.

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