It seems that just about every entertainment blog on the internet thinks that Katy Perry is pregnant because she was seen checking out a baby boutique a couple of days ago. She took to her Twitter and squashed all of those rumors, “better luck next months peepz”. It is bad enough that she is engaged to a guy who looks like he just broke out of the nuthouse. The last thing I want is for Katy top be pregnant by that dude.

Of course if she were dating meshe would already be pregnant with triplets. Condoms be damned. I don’t use them. My supersperm breaks right through them. My spunk is so potent that you can look and actually see the sperm. They are not microscopic. I tried explaining this to Katy one night but then she described to me that she can see the sperm anyway cause of her HUGE blue eyes.

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