Justin Timberlake is a very smart man. He decided to split with his girlfriend when it was totally impossible for her to punch him in the nose. He broke up with her while she is climbing Mount Kilamonjaro. Not sure if I spelled that right but I really don’t give a shit. Biel is a hoss woman and I wouldn’t put it past her to beat the shit out of the frail Timberlake if they split, say, in a restaurant.

The good news is that the failing actress is now open to any douche in the club to hit on her. I bet you could get in her panties if you talked about lifting weights or kickboxing. Me, I am going to stay far away. The more desperate she gets, the more clothes she will take off in films. She just did a nude scene in Powder Blue but you didn’t get full frontal so I am waiting for that to happen. And when it does, you will see it in the NSFW section. I guarantee it.

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