Channing Tatum is Unfortunate
I gotta be honest, when I read this story it kind of made my stomach drop. Channing Tatum did an interview with a magazine recently where he talks about how he burned his penis on set. The pussy got too cold so he decided to pour some boiling water down his suit and it went down his pants and burned the skin off the head of his penis.
So basically, his penis is like the nipple of Tara Reid. Before the photoshop. I burned my penis once. But it was friction burn while having sex with Paris Hilton. It could have been the concoction of STD’s that was entering my system but I told my doctor it was friction burn. Those zits are just bad acne. I pop them all the time and put acne cream on them. They will go eventually. Right?
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