Ellen DeGeneres Will Cry
Pretty soon American Idol will be back on the air with one major change, Paula Abdul’s drunk “I love everybody” ass will not be there and instead you will get Ellen DeGeneres which will take every cheap joke opportunity that is thrown at her and will probably make an ass of herself while trying to make those cheap jokes.
Simon will still be a dickhead extraordinaire and my prediction is that Simon will make Ellen cry within the first week. That has been my prediction since it was announced that she would be judging. American Idol will be a bloodbath this year and I can not wait to see what happens. Some people are saying Simon is gonna leave and since he has like 18 billion dollars in his bank account, there is no real reason for him to stick around.
Ellen is not giving up her show and Oprah just announced that she is ending her show in 2011. This gives Ellen the opportunity to become one of the most influential women in America and totally dominate the daytime ratings but she would rather be a meek, underpaid judge on AI. Moron.
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Jessica Alba looked slammin’ at The People’s Choice Awards- IDLYITW
Amanda Bynes does Maxim- Geno’s World
Lady GaGa is fashionable- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Amanda Seyfried ruins a see through moment- Drunken Stepfather
Ashley Greene is naked again- yeeeah
Hannah Montana is over!- notorious news
Carrie Underwood was at The People’s Choice Awards- IDLYITW
Nuts hot chicks of 2010- Fatback Media (NSFW)
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