Archive for December, 2009
Marilyn Monroe is a Pothead, People Act Surprised
Dec 2nd
A new video surfaced today showing Marilyn Monroe toking on some reefer at some party or something. She is videotaped taking a hit off a joint and then almost immediately blowing the smoke out. Someone should have smacked her on the side of the head for this because in most circles, not holding it in is considered a party foul.
What strikes be as interesting about this whole schpiel is that people think that Marilyn Monroe was some sort of goody goody and didn’t smoke pot. Bitch had more coke up her nose than Andy Warhol and died of a prescription drug overdose. Do people really think she was drug free? People are stupid sometimes.
Nicole Richie is Coming to a Small Screen Near You
Dec 1st
I love Nicole Richie and it pisses me off more and more everyday that she is not in the public spotlight. She settled down, had some kids, and stopped drinking red bull so her weight is back to normal again and that shit is just boring. However, she has had enough of the realsimple life and is going to be on tv again.
I am hoping that Paris will get a guest spot on the show because she is like my favorite celebrity. Hopeful;ly ABC will leak some more details about the show in the coming days/weeks cause I wanna see this thing take off. She definitely has my viewership and it is being written by Daisy Gardner from Californication so there is a shot for this little series.
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Links that own the small screen
Emma Watson is in a bikini- IDLYITW
Shakira talks about her hips- Geno’s World
Yea they weren’t invited- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Jessica Simpson is like a disco ball. Only fatter.- Drunken Stepfather
Jude Law is banging Marissa Miller again- yeeeah
Brangelina might be splitting soon- notorious news
Lady GaGa falls down, goes boom- IDLYITW
Misty Rhodes is in Playboy- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Tiger Woods’ Dick Got Him Into A Lot Of Trouble
Dec 1st
Some chick that no one has ever heard of before is claiming that she had a steamy sex affair with Tiger Woods some years back. She is 24 now which would make her about 21 or 22 at the time which makes me wanna give Tiger Woods a high five. She is claiming she has voice mails and text messages proving the two were having sex.
I am not a big fan of Tiger woods, or golf for that matter, and could care less if he gets his name dragged through the mud. Hence this post. I dowanna say good for him. I saw his wife and she is hot as fuck and I don’t see how he could get tired of that pussy but sometimes guys like to play the field. And when I say play the field I don’t mean a golf course and swinging his little metal bars around like a homo.
No I mean I am glad he is playing the field meaning he is experimenting with other chicks. If I had a billion dollars like Woods does then I wouldn’t be wasting my time hitting your own sloppy seconds and raising a kid. What the hell is wrong with him? What is with these mainstreamers and their “families”?
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