Taylor Swift is Back On The Market
Taylor Swift has got it all going on so why she was dating a b-list Twilight fag I am not sure. But I am happily reporting today that Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner are DUNZO. A source close tot he couple make it sound like Lautner cut his losses and called it off but let’s face it, Swift dumped his sorry ass.
I would say this is great news and opens up all kinds of doors for guys who are looking to hook up with Swift but she is a total prude and likes to hear her songs on Disney and I think she secretly wishes she was 15 again. No idea why, maybe the weight of her boobs make her back hurt or some shit.
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