Carrie Underwood is Off The Market
Now time for some more sad news. Carrie Underwood is off the market. She got engaged to her long time boyfriend Mike Fisher which is a hockey player or some shit. I am sure he has money and tons of athletic skill and can probably go for days in bed but he is lacking soul. Something I am an expert in.
Will he welcome her home someday with a cold bottle of red wine? No. Will he cover the bed with rose pedals to make love in? No. Will he turn on the fireplace and play Kenny G while lighting candles near a warm bubbly bathtub? No. I won’t do any of these things either but I thought I would just rag on the guy a bit.
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