Tiger’s Penis is a Cess Pit
Tiger Woods has slept with like 10 million chicks over the past few years which makes me wanna give him a high five and say ,” way to go man! Get any pics?” and slap him on the back and challenge him to a drinking contest. But the harsh reality of the situation is that Tiger probably has a few STDs.
Rachel Uchitel who we will refer to here as mistress #1 is saying that her top priority right now is to get tested for sexual transmitted diseases. She is especially upset that Tiger slept with two porn stars who apparently Rachel thinks has ever STD on the face of the earth. Last I checked, porn stars get tested for STDs like every week. When was the last time YOU got screened for an STD Rachel? Hmmm? Probably not in a while. That is cause your vagina is covered with syphilis and dead crabs and you can’t get a needle in there anywhere to do a blood test. Pretty gross right? Yea you are.
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about 2 years ago - 1 comment
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about 2 years ago
That’s cesspit, not sess pit. And it would be more accurate to say “Tiger’s penis was IN a cesspit.”