Tila Tequila is off the market

If anyone here is on Twitter then you are probably familiar with Tila Tequila’s random rants rather they be on Twitter, MySpace or via streaming video. Last night she made a streaming video and told the world that she is engaged to Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson.

I am kind of torn about this news. If a guy got engaged to Casey Johnson then I would be calling him K-Fed 2.0 and congratulating him on a gold digging job well done but this time it is a chick I am talking about. I think Tila is pretty hot and when I meet her in the future she will drop what she is doing and fly away with me to whichever Hawaiian island I choose to make love until the sun comes up.

I am guessing that Tila is smart enough to not get a pre nup with this chicks and then when Casey finally complains that Tila spends way to much time on the internet and not enough time rubbing her feet and fanning her with a giant feather, Tila will get pissed and ask for a divorce along with 90% of the cash Casey has in her bank account.

You gotta remember, Casey Johnson is not a billionaire. Casey Johnson is an heiress and that means someone has to die before Casey or Tila see a penny of that money. In the meantime Casey was able to scratch up enough quarters from her futon to buy Tila a 17 karat diamond ring which she showed off proudly at a red carpet event. So congrats to Tila and I hope she gets every dime she is entitled to when this divorce gets underway in 3…2…

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