Uma Thurman is Back on the Market
Usually when a celebrity calls off a wedding or breaks up with a long time lover there are a lot of bleeding hearts out there that say, “Oh no, that’s too bad” and, “I hope he/she will find another soul mate”. I do not say these things. Especially when the person who going back on the market is a super hotty like Uma Thurman.
The next time she comes over to one of my house parties I will make sure that I keep her champagne glass full and be sure to send her all the right messages via body language. And when I say body language I mean making a rotating fist motion near my mouth and using my tongue to push out my cheek and when I say “keep her champagne glass full” I mean dumping a $100 worth of roofies into it so me and her can have private time later.
Links that are sex offenders
Lady GaGa meets the Queen of England in latex- IDLYITW
Tila Tequila says Rihanna has herpes, pot calls kettle black- Celeb News Wire
Rihanna ripped her dress- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan is going to India- yeeeah
Robert Downey Jr. cemented in Hollywood- popbytes
Tiger OD’d- notorious news
Michael Bay did something right- IDLYITW
Lindsay Lohan is showing a little boobage- Fatback Media (NSFW)
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about 7 months ago
Super hotty??? Are you kidding me??? I’ve seen better heads on a mug of beer…have at it my friend.