Katy Perry’s Rack Brings the Links
Just about every blog in the universe who is written by a straight man has posted pics of Katy Perry and her phenomenal cleavage at the various award shows she has attended and now it is my turn.
There are probably more important things in the world like research to cure cancer and how to stop the spread of the swine flu but when you look at these pics of Katy Perry I guarantee that cancer and uncontrollable swine vomiting is the furthest thing from your mind. See how she just works magic like that?
Links that are rockin’ double ds
Hayden Panettiere likes to party- IDLYITW
Want Katie Holmes’ kid? That’ll cost $75 mil- Celeb News Wire
Heidi Klum has got her ass back- Drunken Stepfather
Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo- notorious news
Jessica Alba’s husband is possibly the stupidest man on the face of the earth- yeeeah
Brangelina news that no one cares about- IDLYITW
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Merci Beaucoup, Rosie Jones
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There is nothing – NOTHING – in this world more important than leering at Katy’s magnificent boobs. Nothing.