Archive for November, 2009
Kiefer Sutherland Knows How to Party
Nov 3rd
Yesterday after a little bit of filming for his awesome show 24Kiefer Sutherland and his castmates went to a local bar around 7 a.m. and got crunk. If I were a famous movie star then I would be getting crunk at 7 a.m. too because I would be a movie star and would be able to do whatever the fuck I wanted.
OK so I get drunk now at 7 a.m. but that is because I am hung over from the night before and a need a little bit of the hair of the dog to get my through the day. I can see why the dude would want to spend the whole morning at a bar but why he bought drinks for everyone there and left a $200 tip is beyond me. Couldn’t he just wait a few hours for the strip clubs to open and spend $200 on some slut in a private booth? Kiefer Sutherland on coolness= 10. Kiefer Sutherland on economics=3.
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Mel Gibson Has 8 Kids Now
Nov 2nd
Some chick whose name I can not pronouce so I will simply refer to her as Mel Gibson’s baby mama gave birth this Friday to a healthy baby girl. They are engaged but there is no set date for the wedding and if memory serves correctly, Mel is not divorced yet and will have to battle it out in court for his share of over $900 million.
The one thing I do know about his soon to be wife is that she is very VERY hot. Of course Mel Gibson was once People’s sexiest man alive so it is no surprise to me that he can land a hot chick. What I do not understand is why you would want to keep having more and more kids. Isn’t one enough. Better yet isn’t a dog enough. Either way you are eating up a shitload of time and money so you may as well get a “man’s best friend” out of it.
Regardless, I do not feel the least bit sorry for this kid. She will grow up as American royalty and will have a healthy inheritance once her dad kicks the bucket. That isn’t too far away so it would behoove her to get on her dads good side now and make sure he remembers her name because if he is too delusional to remember her name for a will entry, she may just be SOL.
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Links that have 10 cats
Heidi Klum sets the standard for awesome Halloween costumes- IDLYITW
Adam Lambert is single. No one cares- Allie Is Wired
Jessica Alba is Dora the explorer- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan hears the penis beckon- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Brangelina went trick-or-treating- notorious news
Jennifer Love Hewitt rocks the cleavage for Halloween- IDLYITW
Pink is topless!- Fatback Media (NSFW)
Dakota Fanning is Popular
Nov 2nd
Dakota Fanning is an all American teenage girl. She is 15 and is ahead in the grades for her age and if I am not mistaken will graduate next year. Not only is she the a star in multiple movies and a multi millionaire but apparently the kids at her high school think she is pretty great too.
They elected, or voted, or did whatever the fuck they do to make her the homecoming queen. I think this kind of sucks because when you are known on a first name basis around the country and across the globe for that matter, does she really need MORE attention? Once she hits 18 ( and I am sure there a re a number of websites counting down to that very day) she will have a typical inflated ego that many child stars have.
She will think that all she has to do is audition for a script and the casting directors will be throwing themselves at her feet just to get a chance to work with the ever famous Dakota Fanning. What she is forgetting is that 90% of her scripts cross her path BECAUSE she is a kid and doesn’t care how much she makes or how much screen time she will get.
All I am saying is, enjoy the ride while it lasts Dakota. Oh yea, and maybe do some nude scenes when you are barely legal. You have to plant the seen early folks. Otherwise, she would be lost.
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