Reese Witherspoon is Back on The Market
It is being reported that Reese Witherspoon has split with long time boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal. The source close to the couple didn’t have anything else to say except for “YESSSSS!” Obviously the source was a male but even most lesbos would like to take a crack at Reese Witherspoon.
I doubt either of them care that they are not going out anymore cause Jake Gyllenhaal can bang just about any chick he wants. Well…except for his sister. And there are dudes lining up around the block for Reese Witherspoon like her poonany was a $299 labtop on Black Friday. I am one of those dudes so I am hoping that getting inside Reese’s box won’t cost me more than $299.
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