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Nicole Richie, just months after giving birth to her baby Harlow, has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai hospital for pneumonia. I really wish this chick would stop trying to be mother of the year and actually go out to clubs and have some fun while she is still young. It use to be that she was inseparable from Paris Hilton and partied every Friday night but recently she has been real boring.

Nevertheless I love Nicole Richie and I hope she gets better soon. At least it isn’t the swine flu because that tends to be a little bit more fatal. In the meantime I will toast a glass of jager to the ghost of Nicole Richie past the next time I am at a club. And when I am being treated by the EMT for alcohol poisoning, I will puke up some jager in her spirit too.

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