Avril Lavigne is On The Market and…She’s Off Again
Setting the world’s record for being single the shortest amount of time ever, Avril Lavigne has found a new guy to pound her badge. None other than douche bag extraordinaire Wilmer Valderrama. I hated this dude’s voice and his overall character when he was on that shitty show That 70′s Showand now he annoys me in little bits and pieces by showing up in the tabloids.
I doubt Avril will settle in with him and will probably be back on the market after taking some new dick to the brain for a few weeks. That next hook up will be me in the disguise as a millionaire who thinks he is too good for some pop/punk chick which will make me irresistible to her. After I hit it I will call my boys and let them get sloppy seconds while we wait for the roofies to wear off. Hey man, bros before hos.
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