Balloon Boy’s Dad is Going to Jail

Richard Heene, or as I call him Dick, has been arrested for attempt to influence a public servant Thursday and was released on bond. It is being reported that he will plead guilty to a misdemeanor but will fight it in court if it is upgraded to a felony. If convicted of a misdemeanor then he would spend 6 months is jail and be fined anywhere from $50 to $750 dollars.

If he is convicted of a felony then he could serve 2-6 years in prison and be fined with anywhere between a $2,000-$500,000 fine. He doesn’t have any money as he was a fuck-up that wants to be on reality tv like he deserves to be in the public spotlight. Well he is making headlines now so it is a dream come true. Only in this case it isn’t 15 minutes of fame it is 2-6 years of fame. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the world’s newest d-lister.

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