These Two Losers Were Made For Each Other

I really could give a flying fuck less about these pictures. Who Robert Pattinson is putting his dirty wiener into is really none of my business and actually kind of makes me wanna gag a little bit. This story is the talk of the town right now. Everyone already pretty much knew Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were dating but this just kind of confirms it.

Technically they are not holding hands. Robert is holding onto a hat and Kristen is failingly gripping his wrist. I don’t blame him, that hat is worth more than Kristen Stewart’s life 10 times over. They seem happy but that is more likely due to the fact that they both just got done hitting on a blunt than it does “true love”. Once these two take a shower,quit drugs and get a role in a movie that is worth a damn, then I will care who is dating who.

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