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Earlier this year there were reports that Celine Dion was expecting a second child. Now reports are coming out of her camp that she was never expecting and that is was a false report. Or a misdiagnosis as they are calling it. I never heard the news about being pregnant called a diagnosis before.

Anyway, she basically had a miscarriage and is to ashamed to use those words. You know Canadians, they are so proper. I think she basically doesn’t want people around the world to feel sorry for her because she is just to big to do that. She is Celine Dion! Canadian superhero! She can end world hunger and bring peace in the middle east by hitting one high vocal note. No one can fuck with her. Or maybe she is just some old lady whose eggs have dried up. Take your pick.

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