Britney Spears is a Failure

If you live in Australia (ha ha) then you probably have heard about Britney Spears massive failure at her first show there. Apparently the Aussies think that American celebrities sing their own lyrics. Not so. 99.9% of all American singers lip sync their lyrics because they are too wasted to remember the lyrics.

I could stand up here and defend Britney but she hasn’t really done anything for me lately so I will just let her suffer. I am sure after all this drama Britney will go back to her $8,000,000,000 mansion and do her hair and forget there is this little tiny island on this planet called Australia. She cares so much. It just touches me right here. ::sobs::

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