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Some chick whose name I can not pronouce so I will simply refer to her as Mel Gibson’s baby mama gave birth this Friday to a healthy baby girl. They are engaged but there is no set date for the wedding and if memory serves correctly, Mel is not divorced yet and will have to battle it out in court for his share of over $900 million.

The one thing I do know about his soon to be wife is that she is very VERY hot. Of course Mel Gibson was once People’s sexiest man alive so it is no surprise to me that he can land a hot chick. What I do not understand is why you would want to keep having more and more kids. Isn’t one enough. Better yet isn’t a dog enough. Either way you are eating up a shitload of time and money so you may as well get a “man’s best friend” out of it.

Regardless, I do not feel the least bit sorry for this kid. She will grow up as American royalty and will have a healthy inheritance once her dad kicks the bucket. That isn’t too far away so it would behoove her to get on her dads good side now and make sure he remembers her name because if he is too delusional to remember her name for a will entry, she may just be SOL.

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