Archive for October, 2009
Lady GaGa Will Not Be Touring
Oct 2nd
Some people are fascinated by Lady GaGa and her eccentric (a.k.a. crazy ass) behavior and other people have been saying that the novelty of Lady GaGa is growing old and they are sick of her and her outfits.Apparently the latter statement is closer to the truth because she just cancelled her “Fame Kills” tour that was set to star both her and Kanye West.
Of course I am sure Kanye being a dickhead who is never absent of a bottle of “Henny” and fucking up Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs. Point is they don’t like either of them as a package. I don’t see what the hell is so special with either of these performers. Kanye will never write a song that out does stuff from his first cd and Lady GaGa has bled Poker Face to death. I think what the fans wanna see is not a bullshit arena tour but to see both of them go into the studio and think of something catchy and original all on their own.
I would totally go to a Lady GaGa concert but only if she let me take a pic of her penis. I have never been a Kanye fan so I could care less if he drops off the face of the earth altogether. Since the tour is cancelled and nothing else is going on the only thing left to ask is…did they bone? Kanye likes dick so I am sure they had a fun time with one another.
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Cancelled links
JT and Jessica Biel. Are they? Aren’t they?- IDLYITW
The Soup mocks Hell’s Kitchen- Geno’s World
Rival networks boycott Jay Leno- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Stephanie Pratt interview- I Don’t Want Your Life
Gwen Stefani rockin’ the hammer pants- yeeeah
Jon Gosselin is done with TLC- notorious news
Michael Bay is sarcastic- IDLYITW
David Letterman is a Dirty Old Man
Oct 2nd
I woke up pretty early this morning. Around 7:00 CT and I flipped on The Today Show before heading off to school. Apparently last night on The Late Show w/ David Letterman David Letterman had some shocking news that he knew one way or the other would be leaked to the public so he went public himself.
He admitted to sleeping w/ a member of the staff on The Late Show and after every confession he got a large round of applause like he had a legion of followers. Truth be told these people probably sat for 2 hours through shitty “warm up” comedians before seeing Letterman so he could have admitted to stabbing the pope while molesting a baby panda and they still would have cheered.
The tricky part about all this is that the guy who was trying to extort Letterman for $ 2 million was actually sleeping with the person Letterman was accused of having sexual relations with. What is even weirder is the fact that the women who was sleeping with the extortionist and Letterman, not at the same time, is still working on The Late Show. Talk about being desperate for talent. Who knows maybe she will be a guest on the show and talk about how great Letterman was in bed. Maybe she will start her own reality spin off called Sleeping With The (Letter) Man.
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Jon Gosselin Wants “Kate Plus 8″ Stopped
Oct 1st
Jon Gosselin must be feeling out of the loop when TLC stated that his ass was fired and that they were going to continue the show with the title Kate Plus 8. He however has as much power over his children’s lives as Kate does so he told TLC in a written letter, ok’ed by his attorney, saying that all filming for the reality series is to stop and if anyone tries to record his family will be arrested for trespassing.
The letter reads, ” Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason. In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effecuate police action against any trespassers.” Tell em Jon! That is your how and your kids. They will not be videotaped for the world to see unless you got some coin in your pocket. I have been on Team Jon for quite some time now and I am sure he will get what he wants. But what he wants is to go to counseling with Kate and try to work things out and get his name back on the title of the show. I could see his name back on the show title and him coming back onto the show but I SERIOUSLY doubt Kate will hook back up w/ him.
I don’t see why anyone would want to be w/ Kate. She’s a fucking psychopath and will never have sex again if Jon doesn’t come back into the picture.
Divorced links
Selena Gomez isn’t in Switzerland- IDLYITW
Someone flashed their vagina on So You Think You Can Dance- Drunken Stepfather
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel’s on again, off again, on again relationship- Celeb News Wire
Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman might have a sex tape out. I hope so- yeeeah
The City recap- IBBB
Whoopi Goldberg has it all figured out- IDLYITW
