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Kate Gosselin may have gotten her show cancelled, well she didn’t Jon did but she is not giving up on the limelight yet. She says that since she has been in front of the cameras so many times before that she feels comfortable and thinks she would do well in movies. She even said that she wants to do a voice in a childrens movie.

Kate is on the right track but she completely overlooked what would work perfectly for her. A movie about her crazy ass life. It could be made for tv and it could be a cartoon. It could be like one of those dungeons and dragons cartoons where Kate would be the superhero and she fights off the bad influences like Jon. Meanwhile her kids would be forced to eat that organic food shit she constantly makes for them.

In the end she would win and be awarded the attention whore of the month reward from a mystical fairy. Doesn’t that sound good? Shit, TLC should be paying me. Not those two losers.

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