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Lindsay Lohan got busted like a million years ago for drunken driving and since then, to avoid jailtime, she agreed to have one of those breathalyzer car starters installed on her vehicle and is not allowed to drink pretty much ever by law in California. Somehow she violated that agreement and has to go to court this week.

According to TMZ the crime is a misdemeanor and most people can just send their attorneys to court and the actual person doesn’t have to show up themselves but probably because the judge wants to see his/her name in the papers, they are ordering Lohan to show up herself. I had this same thing happen to me last year and when the judge asked my about driving down the sidewalk on a crowded street I said, “joo fink joo can put jail in me? I’ll put jail in joo.” There was some sort of misunderstanding and I ended up cleaning paper cups off the side of the highway for the next two months. I am sure Lindsay’s court hearing going the same way but with less orange jumpsuits and more black leggings.

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