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We heard a few weeks ago that Avril Lavigne has had enough of Deryk Whibley and that she wants a divorce so she could prowl the market and get laid by smarter and richer dudes. She “officially” turned in the divorce docs today and that is why it is official. Once her divorce proceedings are over I will mention it.

Of course, just because your divorce is not finalized doesn’t mean that you can’t look for other men. Just look at Jon Gosselin. And for the record, I am available. OK I will have to call off that dinner date I have with a Russian cover girl tomorrow night and I will have to postpone my weekly visit to Playboy mansion after that, but aside from those 2 things, I can pretty much hook up any other day of the week. You see? Sacrifice. That is what keeps a relationship strong.

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Meghan McCain is an outrage- IDLYITW

Spencer Pratt likes to masturbate- Allie Is Wired

Ashley Greene should really quit the whole Twilight thing and just be a model- Drunken Stepfather

LiLo likes the Twitter- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Taylor Swift is going to host SNL next month- notorious news

Tina Fey was a 24-year-old virgin. Haha!- IDLYITW

Shauna Sand sex tape (for the archives)- Fatback Media (NSFW)