Avril Lavigne is Officially Back on The Market
We heard a few weeks ago that Avril Lavigne has had enough of Deryk Whibley and that she wants a divorce so she could prowl the market and get laid by smarter and richer dudes. She “officially” turned in the divorce docs today and that is why it is official. Once her divorce proceedings are over I will mention it.
Of course, just because your divorce is not finalized doesn’t mean that you can’t look for other men. Just look at Jon Gosselin. And for the record, I am available. OK I will have to call off that dinner date I have with a Russian cover girl tomorrow night and I will have to postpone my weekly visit to Playboy mansion after that, but aside from those 2 things, I can pretty much hook up any other day of the week. You see? Sacrifice. That is what keeps a relationship strong.
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Links that creep the nights
Meghan McCain is an outrage- IDLYITW
Spencer Pratt likes to masturbate- Allie Is Wired
Ashley Greene should really quit the whole Twilight thing and just be a model- Drunken Stepfather
LiLo likes the Twitter- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Taylor Swift is going to host SNL next month- notorious news
Tina Fey was a 24-year-old virgin. Haha!- IDLYITW
Shauna Sand sex tape (for the archives)- Fatback Media (NSFW)
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about 1 year ago - No comments
It is being reported that Lindsay Lohan’s watering hole has been infiltrated by punk rocker wannabe Avril Lavigne. I love Avril 18 million times more than I like Lindsay so I am totally team Avril. They got into it at The Chateau Marmont where Avril told LiLo she was fake and that she didn’t like
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about 2 years ago - No comments
Setting the world’s record for being single the shortest amount of time ever, Avril Lavigne has found a new guy to pound her badge. None other than douche bag extraordinaire Wilmer Valderrama. I hated this dude’s voice and his overall character when he was on that shitty show That 70′s Showand now he annoys me
Avril Lavigne is Back on the Market
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
This is pretty good news for most people but sort of ho-hum news for others. It seems that Avril Lavigne and husband Deryk Whibley are separating after years of marriage. I don’t know why the hell she got married in the first place. It is not a cool thing to do amongst young punk rockers
