Jessica Simpson Has Moved On
You may have remember a few weeks ago me writing on here that Jessica Simpson’ dog, a malti poo (gay name), was abducted by a Coyote straight out of the backyard at Jessica Simpson’ L.A. home. I found the story to be hysterical and it still is but now Jessica has pulled herself together and is talking openly about the loss of her pooch.
She tells Us magazine, ” I haven’t really thought about a new dog yet, but maybe sometime. [Daisy] would want that.” How the fuck does she know what a dog would want let alone a dead dog? This is just some dumb shit celebrities say to take edge off the fact that they are replacing a loved one with a trip to the dog pound as if she ripped an expensive sweater and replaces it with a newer brighter sweater.
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