Cartoon Porn Always Sells Well

I stopped watching The Simpsons years ago but I still think that Marge Simpson is pretty hot. On the new cover of Playboy Marge Simpson graces the cover which will mean finally a cover girl that was not retouched by photoshop. Wow. Now hopefully when I get this issue there will be some REAL hot chicks naked in there but if they do have nude shots of Mrs. Simpson I am going to get them blown up and hung on my wall.

I am willing to bet that they paid The Simpson’s  a ridiculous amount of money for Marge’s rights when they could have been spending that money on a real celebrity but then again Hugh is probably just old and confused and thought that Marge Simpson wasreal. My penis refuses to come from the form of plaicd to bonerized unless it is real flesh I am looking at but I bet there are a bunch of Trekkiese out there that will buy this issue of Playboy and no other. Not because they don’t like other issues but because they can only hang on to one mag at a time underneath their bed mattress in their mom’s basement.

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