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Dr.Phil is being sued in the state of California for allegedly touching a patients boob and forcing her to stare at a buck naked man. Apparently the chick is a lesbo otherwise staring at a buck naked man wouldn’t be all that bad. What she is mad about is the fact that Dr.Phil leaned in and touched her left breast. Second base, alright.

I am sure that much like Dr.Phil the woman is a hideous breed of human like Dr.Phil and most likely fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Not sure how much she is asking for but I am willing to bet it is in the 6 figure category. In the meantime, if Dr.Phil would like to come to my house and touch my girlfriend’s boob for 6 figures, he is more than welcome. Yes, I told you, I HAVE a girlfriend. She lives with me. I know she never eats with us, she has a very fast metabolism. She lives in the bedroom. She has a lot of friends THEY JUST LIVE IN ANOTHER STATE!

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