Gwen Stefani is 40?

I gotta say, of all the chick sin Hollywood there are only a few that I single out and fantasize having sex with/violating/ slipping roofies to. One of these chicks is Gwen Stefani and I always picture her in those tight “Spiderweb” pants and doing all kinds of crazy sexy shit like playing with herself before we actually get down and do the deed.

However, other than Pamela Anderson, I don’t think I am fantasizing about any chicks past 35. Now Gwen is turning 40 when I thought she was like 31. It just throws me off a little bit. Should I be looking at older women? Should I expand my fantasy window? Nah! I will stay with the same chicks and Gwen will just have to be this special little exception that will be my guilty pleasure and I will not divulge that information to any of my friends. I will just write about it here. What? People read this site. In that case everything I have just said is a joke. Um…yea.

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