Archive for September, 2009
Spencer Pratt= Bad Husband
Sep 3rd
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are arguably the happiest couple in Hollywood. And they make that very clear for every photographer that follow them all over the world. But there is a limit to their happiness. Spencer Pratt is now saying that if Heidi gets pregnant, it’s divorce time.
This is probably the best news I have heard in a long time because now there is a chance, there is a possibility, that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt a.k.a. Speidi might not be together forever. He says, ” I’m a baby. I’m not prepared. And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.” He is right on the money there. I don’t want a Spencer Pratt spawn or more importantly I do not want another Heidi Montag clone running around this planet. I could say something nice about Heidi Montag but she decided to keep her clothes on, or at least her privates covered in a recent issue of Playboy so she will not be getting any positive press from me. Fucking prude.
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Links that have a large brood
LiLo saggy side boob-Â IDLYITW
Beavis and Butt-Head are BACK! Kinda- Allie Is Wired
Britney Spears concert pictures- Drunken Stepfather
Rumor Willis says she’ll get naked. Noooooooooooooooo!- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Madonna is a great mom- IDLYITW
Kathy Griffin is Ugly
Sep 3rd
Kathy Griffin isn’t like a lot of ugly people. Most people are ugly from birth and just accept it and do not think about it agai, famous or not. Kathy Griffin apparently working reallyhard to be pretty and just failed miserably. She even admits to, which I did not know about previously, to getting a nose job when she was 26. She was living in Hollywood and trying to get an acting agent and everyone was telling her her nose looks like shit and that she needs to fix it so she did.
Don’t get me wrong she is not butt ugly. And her body is good but yet she is not a butterface. If she ever propositioned me for sex I would probably say yes and even fuck her in the missionary position and look directly at her face while banging her and not lose my erection. I just find is somewhat pathetic that a chick can work so hard at being pretty and only get the result of…well…Kathy Griffin.
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Chris Brown Remembers Being A Punk Pussy Bitch
Sep 1st
Chris Brown recently did an interview with Larry King which has yet to air and in the interview Larry asks Chris Brown what he remember from the night he beat the living shit out of Rihanna. Larry got specific and asked him if he remembered at all and Chris said, “No.”
That seems pretty straight forward but now he released a statement to People magazine saying that that little clip was taken out of context and that of course he remembers and that he feels horrible for what he did. I personally think he feels for sorry for himself then he does for what occurred. Here is what he said…
“Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can’t believe it happened because it is not me or who I am, nor is what happened like anything I have done before.”
I am sure he will continue to cry crocodile tears for himself even though he got off with a slap on the wrist. I think probation is involved so if he gets as much as a speeding ticket his punk little ass will be back in the clink getting his anus massaged by a biker named Bubba. He wants the world to feel sorry for him, but I definitely don’t.
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Links that keep their hands to themselves
Lindsay Lohan has a shitty new tattoo- IDLYITW
Some chick is pregnant with her 19th kid- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Brad Pitt is trying to be giving- Geno’s World
Jewel likes to rock out with her tit out- I Don’t Want Your Life
White trash bikini pictures- yeeeah
Halle Berry is Preggers
Sep 1st
Just when you were sitting back and getting comfortable that women are more and more keeping their sexy swimsuit bodies and gave up on having kids naturally, a story comes along that flips the whole fucking world upside down. Halle Berry is pregnant again. Are kids really that amazing that women are willing to risk their breasts becoming saggy and their ass growing cellulite just to have a little shit machine running around the house?
She couldn’t get pregnant the first time, a sign from God. And now she is having a baby via artificial insemination. This just goes to show that hot can never get a clue. All her friendsd say that she is ecstatic and that they are ecstatic as well but I am far from that. Her rep declined to comment either because he feels the same way I do and is sitting in the corner of his house in a fetal position crying and saying “oh please God no” or he was told by the family to keep his mouth shut. Both are viable option and if I were in his position I would be the former.
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