Kim Kardashian is Off The Market, Again
Not to be outdone by her little sister Khloe, and basically for the reason that she didn’t want to look like a loser like Jennifer Aniston, Kim Kardashian has hooked back up w/ Reggie Bush. I don’t know if it is the money he has in the bank or the taste of his urine that attracts Kim to the running back but they are back and sources say it is for real this time.
A source says, ” They are totally back together for real. Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together.” Sounds like they will go for the long haul. Married with children. Til death do them part. What the fuck am I saying? Kim will swindle Reggie for his money just like Khloe is going to do with Lamar Odem. She will convince Reggie that she is so in love that a pre-nup is offensive. They after they fuck on a nightly basis for a year or so, she will call it off. And will get rich for doing so. The name Kardashian will no longer go down in history as a member of the O.J. Simpson dream team but a group of the savviest gold diggers in the history of the U.S.A.
Gold digging links
Amy winehouse is cured- IDLYITW
Old people should just stick to pooping their pants- Geno’s World
Claire Danes is off the market- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Audrina Patridge interview- I Don’t Want Your Life
Jessica Alba is a red head now- yeeeah
Jon Gosselin gets fired from Jon and Kate Plus 8- notorious news
Britney has a new song- IDLYITW
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