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Khloe Kardashian is that otherKardashian that no one cares about but yesterday she got married so she expects her 15 minutes in the sunlight because of it. The poor schmuck who married her, and forgot to geta  pre-nup, is Lamar Odem who plays basketball or some shit. Anyway, TMZ was reporting that they can still havea  post-nup agreement after the wedding but that would mean that the original wedding was all staged and that the vows were not legal and they would have a separate ceremony for the “actual” wedding.

Basically this dude just fucked himself in the ass with a razor ridden dildo. She is gonna realize that she is more famous than him and that she is sick of seeing the same cock over and over again and she will want to move on. I seriously give this relationship a year and a half. And I only do that because Kim was able to hold on to Reggie Bush for a pretty fair amount of time and like the DMV lady in License To Drive I am going under the assumption of “how different can you and your sister actually be?” Bottom line is, Khloe is gonna make a KILLING off this guy when they do split and she will go down in the history books as one of the best gold diggers ever. I can’t wait for that day to come.  

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