A “Real” Housewife is Gonna be in Playboy
TherKillorene is this chick who stars on a show called The Real Housewives of New Yorkand apparently she thinks she is entitled to be in Playboy all of a sudden. Her name is Kelly Killoren Bensimon and she used to be a model so this isn’t all bad. I will try to overlook her attention whore personality in the pursuit of sexual pleasure but I am not sure how well I will do.
Also it says that she will appear “partially nude”. If I see one more celebrity grace the pages of Playboy and they are not showing full on beaver, I will personally catch a round trip flight to the Playboy mansion and personally cut off Hugh Hefner’s nuts. It just isn’t fun anymore. A celebrity saying that she will be in Playboy magazine and then not showing any genitals when she is in the magazine is pretty much the ultimate way to give my eyes blue balls.
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