Khloe Kardashian is About to be Off The Market
I am not sure why I am posting about this because Khloe Kardashian’s 15 minutes of fame timed out a long time ago but it is being reported that Khloe Kardashian is going to get married this Sunday to Lamar Odem. Lamar is probably a decent looking guy and he is a rich Los Angeles Laker so I don’t see why he would settle for a Kardashian. I mean Kim yes, Khloe…not so much.
A source told Us magazine, “They are hoping to pull together a wedding… so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon.” A lot of people are speculating that they are getting married so quickly because Lamar will have to go to basketball training camp soon but let’s face it, Khloe found a douche bag douchie enough to actually put a ring on her finger and as soon as Lamar is in the locker room with his friends they will all say “Man what the fuck are you thinking?” and “can’t you do a little bit better than Khloe Kardashian?”
At which point Lamar would start questioning his position in life and possibly his sanity. Khloe made the right move. Get your hooks into him early. Cause you know that his “friends” aren’t going to bad mouth a new wife. A girlfriend looking for commitment is a meal ticket for any heterosexual wingman but a new wife just makes wingmen cry. They feel they have lost for good and it is true, they have. I can only hope that Lamar signed a pre-nup and gets to have some decent anal sex before he breaks it off with the mega attention whore Khloe.
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