Kevin Federline Doesn't Care That He's A Fatass

Kevin Federline becomes my idol more and more as time passes. Not only is the gold digger to end all gold diggers but the dude has spent a good amount of that money on the best thing on earth…FOOD! You can see his weight gain in the pic above. That isn’t a pillow underneath his shirt, the dude is fat.

When reporters questioned Shar Jackson, Federline’s ex, at the HBO post Emmy party about his weight she said, “He doesn’t care. The beautiful thing about him is that he could care less.” I am not sure the word “beautiful” is the word I would use to describe his weight gain but whatever works for her. I am not quite sure what the fuck Shar Jackson was doing at an HBO after party but she must have known someone (K-Fed) who knew someone (Britney Spears) to get her pathetic ass through the door.

What is really weird about his weight gain is that almost all of the fat went to his stomach. He doesn’t have a double chin and he doesn’t have fat billowing from his wrists. It is all stomach. I guess cause that is where the food goes. Dude needs to jump on a treadmill before he gets type 2 diabetes.

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