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Christina Aguilera has just about everything a person would want in life. Stunning good looks. Millions of dollars. Obscenely huge celebrity. And she even has a family of her own where when she is not recording music she is raising her offspring which is pretty much the American dream. Well unless you are Britney Spears in which case she looks at her children as a pain in the ass diversion from fame and fortune.

Now Xtina is opening up about an abusive upbringing she had with her father while growing up. She witnessed a lot of pushing and shoving and arguing which led her to focus even more intently on her singing. I have no idea what an argument would do to a person that could in anyway make them a better singer but that is what Xtina is claiming so I am going to go with it. I just think, especially since the recent passing of Michael Jackson, that she shouldn’t be claiming she had a terrible childhood when it is a known fact that Joe Jackson beat the living fuck out of his kids with a belt practically every night.

When some people come from broken homes they try to find their father/mother figures in lovers and will do anything to draw attention to themselves. That is why I am suggesting that Xtina go to Playboy. Hugh loves blondes and she would make a lot of men happy just by flashing her badge. Trust me Xtina. People will accept you then. You would become a “normal”. I have never steered you wrong in the past Xtina so just shut the fuck up and do it before I gave you another knuckle sandwich.

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