Hahahahahahahaha!
This cheers me right the fuck up. Yesterday Jessica Simpson was outdoors with the dog Nick Lachey gave her for birthday/Christmas/anniversary gift. I am not really sure. And it was snatched by a coyote right in front of her eyes! Haha! Hysterical! She is very distraught and it hanging all of these little signs (pictured above) all over the city to see if anyone has seen her malti-poo.
First off that is a disgusting breed name for a dog. I am thinking about e-mailing the e-mail address on the missing poster and telling her the dog is here and is perfectly safe, then when she comes to pick the dog up, hand her a bag of goat intestines and blood. I personally am not a big fan of the miniature dogs celebrities are obsessed with. I prefer a big dog. Or at least a more muscular dog. Like a Boston Terrier. They would beat the living fuck out of a malti-poo. Speaking of dogs fighting, I wonder what Michael Vick would have to say about the coyote.
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By Tom O
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September 18th, 2009 at 12:28 am
I get the impression that little Daisy probably saw the coyote and ran toward him screaming “please kill me!”
September 19th, 2009 at 6:53 am
Ok wow. You are definitely one messed up person. Really? Who
would say such horrid things. Obviously you have issues and maybe you are the one who we need to feel sorry for. On that note, Im pretty sure nobody asked your intake on what type of dog breeds you prefer. So stop with all your childish bull shit! Haha you are one retarded fucker.
September 26th, 2009 at 4:10 am
Huh?