Paula Abdul is Stunned
I have mixed feelings aobut Ellen DeGeneres replacing Paula Abdul on American Idol. I mean I think they are both cute but sometimes I find myself wrestling with the idea of which one I would rather fuck. I guess Elle. Cause she would hate it. But usually when my penis can not make a decision it just goes back to what it has always known. Miranda Kerr.
Sources close to Paula Abdul say she was “stunned” and “shocked” that they had already found a replacement for her on AI.Also, in case you were wondering no they did not tell everyone at fox who was going to be the replacement in fear of it leaking to the public. Instead Ellen DeGeneres got to do herself the honors of announcing her judgeship on her daytime television show. I am sure since the announcement was made Paula did an Olympic dive into a pile of prescription medications and booze. She will get over it though. Well maybe not but at least she’ll be good and blitzed so she doesn’t have to feel embarrassed.
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