Ellen DeGeneres is Going to be The Next American Idol Judge
Wow! Big news coming out Hollywood today. I woke up at 7 a.m. CT and the Today Show was talking non stop about how Ellen DegenEres will be a judge on American Idol. Not a guest judge, Paula Abdul’s PERMANENT replacement. That is HUGE news. I am not really sure what to think though. I love American Idol and I hate Ellen DeGeneres so I am not sure what to think.
One good thing though, Ellen DeGeneres is very open about her alcohol abuse and her lesbianism so AIis about to get a lot more wild. Hopefully this will take up 99.999% of her time and she will leave that piece of shit show on NBC that fucks up the airways on my favorite channel for an hour every day. I also hope that she will be so busy that Porsche DeRossi ( or however you spell her name) and she will get a divorce from Ellen. Leaving me to be the rebound guy cause let’s face it, after lesbo sex w/ Ellen DeGeneres, lesbo sex will never be that good again.
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