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As stimulating as it is to see the words Megan Fox and sex tape in the same sentence, my boner is about to get a lot more depressed. She tells MTV that she looks disgusting during sex and watching it would be like that of a hippo mating. I say where is her consensus? Make the tape, release it and then let the public decide.

Of course Megan is the typical Hollywood hottie and she doesn’t believe in anything like public opinion and she will just assume that people do not wanna see a sex tape of her which is very, very wrong. In the meantime I will stop by the theatre and see Jennifer’s Body in the hopes of at least seeing her tits but if that were the case the news would have already leaked onto the internet so I do not see that happening either. God damn. Why the fuck does Megan Fox have to be so fucking disappointing on a Wed. afternoon?

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