Salma Hayek is a Psychopath. A Very Sexy Psychopath
Salma Hayek is a pretty hot chick and most of the time hot chicks have their shit together. You know, because they are hotter than everybody else. But that wasn’t the case last night at The Chateau Marmont hotel when she went to eat at the restaurant and the hostess refused to seat her.
Apparently Salma totally lost her shit and starting throwing a fit and screaming in Spanish. I am sure there were a lot of four letter words in there but I doubt that anyone in the restaurant understood what the hell she was saying because the Chateau Marmont is full of snobby white people. I could of offered her a seat on my cock but I wasn’t there so I couldn’t. Now I know what will help me get laid by Salama Hayek the next time I run into her at Hollywood. A reservation at a nice restaurant. Salma Hayek is so shallow.
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about 1 year ago - No comments
Damn! This is a day to go down in history. No not because it is Presidents Day, but because this is probably the best gold digger story in the history of the United States. Salma Hayek has wed billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault in Paris on Valentine’s Day. How romantic. Only douche bags get married on Valentine’s
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about 1 year ago - 1 comment
Just when I thought starlets are fake, shallow, superficial and dumb I find out that Salma Hayek has a human side to her. She is addicted to cigarettes. I support this because I am a common smoker too. I think it makes you looks cool and sexy. Not to mention that sweet burn of nicotine
